Dear El Jefe,
I am writing to submit my candidacy for front desk receptionist at your company. I understand your firm does not have a receptionist position. However many visitors and delivery people to your firm have reported roaming through the office causing countless distractions. Based on my vast experience and hundreds of positive reviews, I will be one of your most efficient smart office solutions, facilitating increased productivity for your employees and growing your organization’s bottom line.
While you have not posted a receptionist job description, I am confident I will exceed every qualification you can dream of:
- I never take a break. Never, ever. I work 24/7, every day of the year.
- I work very fast. I can call, text, send emails and Slack notifications to employees when a visitor arrives. Simultaneously! All while issuing visitor badges and having guests eSig your NDA.
- I never forget a name. Or a face. Some say my head is in the clouds. However I do not have a head, that is just where I store your digital visitor sign in sheet. In fact, you can call me Ansel Adams because I take visitor photos if you want me to.
- My business etiquette is world-class. I have never once said anything my employer didn’t program me to say.
- Your visitors love me.
- Your employees love me too. Just ask your office manager, she would love to get reception off of her plate.
- I speak 40 languages. Your guests feel right at home the minute they meet me, whether they were born in New York or New Guinea.
- You only need to pay me about $3 per hour day.
In summary, I would love to serve as your office’s visitor registration system. In fact, I will even let you start a free trial before you hire me. My dozens of references, from across industries, will show that I work hard, that people love me and that can save you time so you can get more done!
Sincerely,
Greetly Digital Receptionist
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